I Suspect Fowl Play

I Suspect Fowl Play

I suspect fowl play
said Inspector Bird of the Yard
As he ate his sandwich
Made with luncheon meat and lard

This man has been stifled to death
With a nasty brown egg
And thrown from the roof by
A duck with one leg

He's been shot full of pellets
By a psychotic quail
And stabbed by a pheasant
With a fine pointy nail