Tuesday 19 January 2010

Your Early Morning Alarm Call



Your early Morning Alarm Call


Its your early morning alarm call!
I've been shouting up the stairs
I've been rattling the pots and pans
The gong has been sounded
I'm slapping the wall with my hands

It's your early morning alarm call!
I've shouted three times already
Twice with a giant megaphone
And once with some rolled up bamboo
Fashioned into a comical cone

It's your early morning alarm call!
Have you gone back to sleep?
Have you pulled the duvet over your head?
It's getting late now and so
I'll have to tip you out of the bed!

Monday 11 January 2010

Are You Ready For Blancmange?



Are You Ready For Blancmange?


Are you ready for blancmange
In the shape of a submarine?
Are you ready for cheese sandwiches
Made into tiny bi-planes?

Are you ready for cake
Shaped like a fake snake?
Are you ready for jelly
That wobbles like Granma?

Are you ready for custard
That you can stand your spoon up in?
Are you ready for sausage rolls
Made from textured vegetable protein?

You'd better go next door then
Thats where the party is!