I Suspect Fowl Play
I suspect fowl play
said Inspector Bird of the Yard
As he ate his sandwich
Made with luncheon meat and lard
This man has been stifled to death
With a nasty brown egg
And thrown from the roof by
A duck with one leg
He's been shot full of pellets
By a psychotic quail
And stabbed by a pheasant
With a fine pointy nail
