Sunday, 29 November 2009

Emergency Beards



Emergency Beards


I have three emergency beards on my wall.
One dark, one grey and one sandy
I've never had a occasion to use them atall
But you never know when they'll come in handy

4 comments:

Doctor FTSE said...

Hi Michael. I have obviously fallen into CJ's Elephant Trap. The company is "N" stimulating where "N" is large and positive! These posts are *****g brilliant!

I lived in Manchester as a youth. Pushed my push-bike around Cheshire. I remember a posh place called Prestbury where the town boundary signs said

"YOU ARE ENTERING PRESTBURY. PLEASE WASH YOUR CAR."

wastedpapiers said...

Thanks Doc - just the tonic this blog needed! Trying to get comments is like trying to pull hen's teeth!

Cheshire is a funny place- full of contradictions! I'm originally from Essex so it ALL seems posh to me!

Doctor FTSE said...

Can you use this idea?

An advert in the barber shop where I get my hair cut.

"Going bald? Try Preparation Z. It doesn't grow more hair. It shrinks your head to fit the hair you've got"

I think your art could do real justice to that one!

wastedpapiers said...

Ha ha! Yes, that might come in handy. A new theme about hairdressers. Always lots going on there. The one I go too has part of a bee hive on the shelf next to the till. One of the barbers is an amateur beekeeper!