The Mad Hatted Tea Party

The Mad Hatted Tea Party

Batty about his bowler

He threw and tantrum in his topper

His trilby made him tremble

His titfer was a terrible cropper

Off his rocker in his beret

The last straw was a loopy bonnet

With NUTCASE written right upon it!

Greenhouse Effect

OH, please yourselves! Titter ye not! Ooh no missus. Not on your nellie! No, stoppit - it's a shame!