Are You Ready For Blancmange?

Are You Ready For Blancmange?


Are you ready for blancmange
In the shape of a submarine?
Are you ready for cheese sandwiches
Made into tiny bi-planes?

Are you ready for cake
Shaped like a fake snake?
Are you ready for jelly
That wobbles like Granma?

Are you ready for custard
That you can stand your spoon up in?
Are you ready for sausage rolls
Made from textured vegetable protein?

You'd better go next door then
Thats where the party is!