Tuesday, 19 January 2010
Your Early Morning Alarm Call
Your early Morning Alarm Call
Its your early morning alarm call!
I've been shouting up the stairs
I've been rattling the pots and pans
The gong has been sounded
I'm slapping the wall with my hands
It's your early morning alarm call!
I've shouted three times already
Twice with a giant megaphone
And once with some rolled up bamboo
Fashioned into a comical cone
It's your early morning alarm call!
Have you gone back to sleep?
Have you pulled the duvet over your head?
It's getting late now and so
I'll have to tip you out of the bed!
Monday, 11 January 2010
Are You Ready For Blancmange?
Are You Ready For Blancmange?
Are you ready for blancmange
In the shape of a submarine?
Are you ready for cheese sandwiches
Made into tiny bi-planes?
Are you ready for cake
Shaped like a fake snake?
Are you ready for jelly
That wobbles like Granma?
Are you ready for custard
That you can stand your spoon up in?
Are you ready for sausage rolls
Made from textured vegetable protein?
You'd better go next door then
Thats where the party is!
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