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Rabbit Haiku

Flo was a grumpy rabbit
The Victor Meldrew
Of the hutch thumper bunnies


Budgie Haiku

Poor pub budgie breathes in smoke
She begins to choke
And lays a smoke filled grey egg

(Written before the smoking ban)

Popeye Haiku

Olive went to kiss Popeye
But recoils, aghast
At the spinach on his teeth