I Suspect Fowl Play

I Suspect Fowl Play

I suspect fowl play
said Inspector Bird of the Yard
As he ate his sandwich
Made with luncheon meat and lard

This man has been stifled to death
With a nasty brown egg
And thrown from the roof by
A duck with one leg

He's been shot full of pellets
By a psychotic quail
And stabbed by a pheasant
With a fine pointy nail

Das Boot

Das Boot


There was an old herring that lived in a shoe
He invited some friends round to go for a cruise
They all sailed away in that salty old flipper
The giraffe, the meercats, the pig and the kipper.

Laughing

Laughing


I was laughing fit to bust
Laughing so much
I thought I'd pop
All the buttons on my shirt
I laughed so much
It hurt

I just couldn't stop laughing
What a hoot!
I thought my sides would split
They did!
And what's more
All my funny bones
Fell out on the floor!

There Was A Young Girl Named Adela

There Was A Young Girl Named Adela


There was a young girl named Adela
Who was extremely fond of Nutella
She ate it with bread
And covered her head
With a Nutella encrusted umbrella!

Travel Diary Of A Worm

My Favourite Things

My Favourite Things


Sleigh bells, donuts and bright wooly kittens
Bright copper kettles filled up with mittens
Brown paper pumpkins tied up with string
These are a few of my favourite things

A Fun Guy To Be With

A Fun Guy To Be With


Off to the glowing woods we go
To find fungi hiding under the trees
Behind those dripping clumps of weeds
Get down on your hands and knees
And give the little puff ball a squeeze

Pile up high the toadstools
Gather them in their dozens
Be careful though as some are sticky
Make you sick and a bit icky
Choosing can be sometimes tricky