Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Laughing



Laughing


I was laughing fit to bust
Laughing so much
I thought I'd pop
All the buttons on my shirt
I laughed so much
It hurt

I just couldn't stop laughing
What a hoot!
I thought my sides would split
They did!
And what's more
All my funny bones
Fell out on the floor!

Monday, 24 January 2011

There Was A Young Girl Named Adela



There Was A Young Girl Named Adela


There was a young girl named Adela
Who was extremely fond of Nutella
She ate it with bread
And covered her head
With a Nutella encrusted umbrella!

Friday, 19 November 2010

My Favourite Things




My Favourite Things


Sleigh bells, donuts and bright wooly kittens
Bright copper kettles filled up with mittens
Brown paper pumpkins tied up with string
These are a few of my favourite things

Monday, 8 November 2010

A Fun Guy To Be With




A Fun Guy To Be With


Off to the glowing woods we go
To find fungi hiding under the trees
Behind those dripping clumps of weeds
Get down on your hands and knees
And give the little puff ball a squeeze

Pile up high the toadstools
Gather them in their dozens
Be careful though as some are sticky
Make you sick and a bit icky
Choosing can be sometimes tricky

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Cubis United


Cubis United


My team is Cubis United
They are the best in all the land
Always ready for a game
With every team around

Heading the ball is difficult
Because they have no heads
Just blocks of oak and chestnut
And cubes of sycamore

But they can kick and dribble
As fast any Renaldo
Their heads maybe made of wood
But their feet are made of lightning

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Noah's Bus



Noah's Bus


Noah had no time to wait
For the building of the ark
They all piled on the number 8
And jumped off at the park